Did you know the Pope really likes cats? Oh yes, he can't get enough of them - in fact he's a cat-holic!

Got this through the post from The Holiest Most Catholic Church of Argentina. So the test does exist!

Are You a Catholic?
Please answer the following multiple choice question.

Sex equals…
(a) Pleasure for all concerned when done properly
(b) Duty
(c) Shame
(d) Guilt
(e) Shame and guilt

Understanding your answer
If your answer was (e) then you are definitely a Catholic. Give yourself a pat on the back - you're going to Heaven my boy (or girl)!

(c) or (d) = Probably a Catholic, but best seek out your baptism certificate just to be sure.

(b) = You may be a stereotypical English person.

(a) = You are an dirty sinner and can look forward to spending all eternity in one of the worst hells when you die. Unless we can convert you first, in which case you'll be alright.


Edit: I've just noticed that this is my 100th post. Hurrah!