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This page does NOT contain any photos of domestic animals. Nor will you find excessive self-indulgence (other than the mere fact of writing about myself extensively). So it can't be a blog then.

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Location: Sheffield

Being a well-written account of an English guy and his Argentinean girlfriend, as they adjust to life in the UK and try to construct some kind of meaningful existence. Hopefully full of humour and not just another source of woe.

Monday, January 15, 2007

"You will become like us."

At work this week we've got the cyber-inspectors in.


As my group of pathetic humans aren't being inspected, my job therefore is to keep them away from the cyber-inspectors at all costs, even if it means destroying them.

The last thing my colleagues need when delivering a reconditioning session under inspection, would be for two of my humans to press their faces up against the glass of the reconditioning chamber and/or pretend to rape each other. This has happened in the past. However it's not really the image of our organisation that we want to put across.

I'm honoured to be entrusted with such an important duty. I've been doing well at work, and the cyber-team-leader is pleased with my efforts.

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